Google Seawch in Elmer Fudd-ese – ah yoo feewing wucky? It’s all in wanguage toows. I’m not gowin back to Engwish!
Jeffrey Kemp
Thoughts about life, the universe and the one who made it all. I live on Iced Coffee.Twitter Updates
- Started writing a paper for #ausoug on Oracle's Function Result Cache. Already have too many ideas for just 45 minutes. 2 days ago
- I like that in PL/SQL, "a ¦¦ b is not null" reads like "a or b is not null". In my mind, at least. 1 week ago
- Apex Dynamic Action silently fails - a story wp.me/pSqL8-oq 1 week ago
- RT @swesley_perth: @wizofoz2k @jeffreykemp if only they used COALESCE for that added performance benefit 1 week ago
- RT @wizofoz2k: @jeffreykemp irish sql: tobesure, tobesure! 1 week ago

whatever these google folks are drinking, I want some!