Jeffrey Kemp
Thoughts about life, the universe and the one who made it all. I live on Iced Coffee.Twitter Updates
- Using compound triggers to boost your journal table performance wp.me/pSqL8-oX 6 days ago
- AUSOUG WA Breakfast Meeting: Function Result Cache wp.me/pSqL8-oC 1 week ago
- "I took one dbms designed for disk-based usage, ran it all in RAM. It wasted 96% CPU. Therefore all old-sql products are stupid." 1 week ago
- Just learnt a new word: "disintermediated" YouTube.com/watch?v=uhDM4f… 1 week ago
- Moved from OEL to SUSE, upgraded 10g to 11g, and Apex 4.1 to 4.2.2 all in one step... almost finished fixing all the broken bits :) 1 week ago
Monthly Archives: February 2008
Alternate Data Streams
Via APC Mag I learnt something new today: Alternate Data Streams. I’ve tried Microsoft’s utility and noticed that most of the files on my NTFS volumes have small ADS’s, although none of them look like viruses or other malicious data. … Continue reading
Bussed Off
Every day I take the bus to work and back home again. It’s a 45 minute ride both ways. I generally tolerate it fine, some days I hate it, and some days I consider getting off at the next stop … Continue reading
Tricky Karaoke: Pi song
Rocketboom’s rendition is fun for singing along… see how many digits you can sing before you stumble…
