The True Expert Sees All, Knows All

Doctor: “How can I help you?”

Patient: “I felt unwell.”

Doctor: “When was that?”

Patient: “I don’t know – sometime last week maybe?”

Doctor: “Ok. What symptoms did you experience?”

Patient: “Sorry, I forgot. Come to think of it, I did feel some pain.”

Doctor: “Where did you experience the pain?”

Patient: “I don’t remember! You’re the expert – just fix it so I don’t feel unwell again.”

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About Jeffrey Kemp

I’m a Christian, a husband, a father of three, a database programmer and a pianist. I enjoy programming, playing with technology, losing wrestling matches with my kiddies, and long drives to visit the farmers-in-law. My favourite edible substance is Iced Coffee. I also blog about Oracle-related topics at jeffkemponoracle.com.
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