Jeffrey Kemp
Thoughts about life, the universe and the one who made it all. I live on Iced Coffee.Twitter Updates
- Started writing a paper for #ausoug on Oracle's Function Result Cache. Already have too many ideas for just 45 minutes. 2 days ago
- I like that in PL/SQL, "a ¦¦ b is not null" reads like "a or b is not null". In my mind, at least. 1 week ago
- Apex Dynamic Action silently fails - a story wp.me/pSqL8-oq 1 week ago
- RT @swesley_perth: @wizofoz2k @jeffreykemp if only they used COALESCE for that added performance benefit 1 week ago
- RT @wizofoz2k: @jeffreykemp irish sql: tobesure, tobesure! 1 week ago
Monthly Archives: February 2010
The Tardis room
At 11am today I attended a work meeting in a room designated the “Tardis” room. Upon entering the room I noticed the clock said it was 1:30pm. Then the meeting organiser entered the room, noticed that there weren’t enough chairs … Continue reading
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Quadruple-negative
I must be lazy. I tried parsing this headline for about half a minute before giving up and deciding it wasn’t worth the effort. “…if the Federal Government fails to reverse a decision to lift anti-dumping duties…” (from ABC News: … Continue reading
