Jeffrey Kemp
Thoughts about life, the universe and the one who made it all. I live on Iced Coffee.Twitter Updates
- Started writing a paper for #ausoug on Oracle's Function Result Cache. Already have too many ideas for just 45 minutes. 3 days ago
- I like that in PL/SQL, "a ¦¦ b is not null" reads like "a or b is not null". In my mind, at least. 1 week ago
- Apex Dynamic Action silently fails - a story wp.me/pSqL8-oq 1 week ago
- RT @swesley_perth: @wizofoz2k @jeffreykemp if only they used COALESCE for that added performance benefit 1 week ago
- RT @wizofoz2k: @jeffreykemp irish sql: tobesure, tobesure! 1 week ago
Category Archives: Listen As I Tell You The Story Of…
Minnichurch
On the weekend we visited Rosalie’s parents, who have a farm in the wheatbelt in a small town called Wyalkatchem. They are members of a small church, Dowerin Church of Christ, which usually meets in Dowerin, sometimes in Wyalkatchem, and … Continue reading
The Tardis room
At 11am today I attended a work meeting in a room designated the “Tardis” room. Upon entering the room I noticed the clock said it was 1:30pm. Then the meeting organiser entered the room, noticed that there weren’t enough chairs … Continue reading
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Suspicious Coincidence
Funny thing happened today at work. I made a phone call to our settlement agent – I’ll call her Haylie Jasper here – and asked for her by name. After I put the phone down, my manager (who works in … Continue reading
A sad Christmas for the family
The father of my wife’s sister in law was killed, and his yet-to-be son in law seriously injured in an unprovoked attack on a beach in Geraldton last night. My wife’s brother was also injured as they sought to protect … Continue reading
Daniel is born
Chloe now has a little brother. Born 11 May 2007, 10:28am weighing 3.08kg. Rosalie and Daniel are both doing great. No-one’s asked but yes I’m fine too, it wasn’t all that difficult really. Ok, here’s the long version for those … Continue reading
