Jeffrey Kemp
Thoughts about life, the universe and the one who made it all. I live on Iced Coffee.Twitter Updates
- RT @swesley_perth: "26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia - BuzzFeed Mobile" feedly.com/k/10H9wWE #emusing 7 hours ago
- Started writing a paper for #ausoug on Oracle's Function Result Cache. Already have too many ideas for just 45 minutes. 4 days ago
- I like that in PL/SQL, "a ¦¦ b is not null" reads like "a or b is not null". In my mind, at least. 1 week ago
- Apex Dynamic Action silently fails - a story wp.me/pSqL8-oq 1 week ago
- RT @swesley_perth: @wizofoz2k @jeffreykemp if only they used COALESCE for that added performance benefit 1 week ago
Category Archives: One Is Amused
Kemp Sighting #1
Source: Telegraph.co.uk “Sign Language”
Posted in One Is Amused
Tagged out-there-in-real-land, stumbled-upon, the-web's-your-oyster
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Let’s play Spot the IT Guy
Source: http://www.deansproperty.com.au/Home/Profiles Via: http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=1456821&p=2
Bear vs Croc
Best Suggestion Ever, quoted by an ABC News article: “I think [he should] wrestle a croc, kill it, and then take its teeth and make a croc-tooth dagger to kill cane toads with, and sleep in the croc, and have … Continue reading
“I’m not dead!”
“I’m feeling much better” “You’re not fooling anyone, you know” ‘Dead’ patient checks himself out of hospital
Your BBQ only has gas inlets? Ha.
Mine’s going to be USB powered! Or, perhaps the USB ports are so that I can control it from the comfort of my office. “Click here to turn the sausages” http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/201004/errord/usb_bbq.jpg
