Jeffrey Kemp
Thoughts about life, the universe and the one who made it all. I live on Iced Coffee.Twitter Updates
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Tag Archives: it-really-happened-to-me
The Tardis room
At 11am today I attended a work meeting in a room designated the “Tardis” room. Upon entering the room I noticed the clock said it was 1:30pm. Then the meeting organiser entered the room, noticed that there weren’t enough chairs … Continue reading
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Suspicious Coincidence
Funny thing happened today at work. I made a phone call to our settlement agent – I’ll call her Haylie Jasper here – and asked for her by name. After I put the phone down, my manager (who works in … Continue reading
A sad Christmas for the family
The father of my wife’s sister in law was killed, and his yet-to-be son in law seriously injured in an unprovoked attack on a beach in Geraldton last night. My wife’s brother was also injured as they sought to protect … Continue reading
An Alaskan visits Perth
An Alaskan got onto the bus this morning as I was on my way to work. He had just flown in and was on his way to the beach. I suggested Cottesloe or Rottnest, and he said he’d heard good … Continue reading
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I Witnessed a Home Invasion
Last night my family and I were visiting my sister and parents, and two other friends of ours dropped in. Behind them, an unassuming middle-aged lady wearing a pink jumper and holding a bottle of beer wandered in. I started … Continue reading
