Jeffrey Kemp
Thoughts about life, the universe and the one who made it all. I live on Iced Coffee.Twitter Updates
- Started writing a paper for #ausoug on Oracle's Function Result Cache. Already have too many ideas for just 45 minutes. 4 days ago
- I like that in PL/SQL, "a ¦¦ b is not null" reads like "a or b is not null". In my mind, at least. 1 week ago
- Apex Dynamic Action silently fails - a story wp.me/pSqL8-oq 1 week ago
- RT @swesley_perth: @wizofoz2k @jeffreykemp if only they used COALESCE for that added performance benefit 1 week ago
- RT @wizofoz2k: @jeffreykemp irish sql: tobesure, tobesure! 1 week ago
Tag Archives: out-there-in-real-land
Fifty Things To Do Before You’re 12
I was inspired after reading the following list from Nature Play & National Trust WA in the Weekend West: Climb a tree Sleep under the stars Fall off a bike Learn to swim Build a cubby or tree house Find … Continue reading
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Tagged happy-families, life, my-kiddies, out-there-in-real-land, parenting, stumbled-upon
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Spinning to Cure Diabetes?
Well, indirectly, anyway. The doctors and researchers looking for a cure for this widespread condition need funds to continue their work. I’m going to do my little bit – on 25 March I will be “Spinning” in Central Park – … Continue reading
Kemp Sighting #1
Source: Telegraph.co.uk “Sign Language”
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Tagged out-there-in-real-land, stumbled-upon, the-web's-your-oyster
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Worth1000 / Photoshop?
Is it just me or does this huge, almost perfectly circular hole look like it’s been ‘shopped? It’s hard to believe, and difficult to conceptualize how this could occur:
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Tagged broken-news, fact-or-fiction, out-there-in-real-land, the-web's-your-oyster
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UFOs, God and Evolution
Alien Intrusion: The Tour is coming to W.A. and I’m missing out. I was looking forward to it but another commitment has ruled it out. Oh well. It’s on in Bunbury on 22 Feb and Wangara on the 23rd. I’m … Continue reading
